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TVB愛情觀

tvb love

無綫如何談戀愛?

「不分身份」或者最多,《名媛望族》出動全家上下說明咱們不用門當戶對,真的多謝你。

「不分外貌」同「不分年齡」唔係無,通常打返個父權底,一般男醜女靚﹑男老女少係有嘅,相反嘅話一係負面,一係配配角三秒故事。

「不分種族」響一個五隻手指數得嗮非華人藝員嘅電視台來講實在難度太高。

「不分性別」有心又好無意又好,出現多屬中傷,歧視偏見多得你唔少。

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(講到近期愛情片,《4 in Love》算係最多元化,嗰陣無響呢邊記低,Facebook有一圖半字)

廣告

tvbmademeopenthis side blog! – 附屬圖片庫

You might have realised the real size of early photos in this blog becomes smaller and smaller. WordPress is resizing them so much they’re getting blurry. I have to store photos elsewhere. Where is the best? Tumblr! Check out the new side blog of this blog:

 

http://tvbmademeopenthis.tumblr.com/

 

Currently uploading: screen captures from War and Beauty, of course.

 

無綫點滴

以下係一個Facebook status thread,我同幾個朋友嘅一啲comment

 

– 無劇完全顯示咗香港 唔 係前英國殖民地,鬼佬永遠得一千零一個,佢永遠識廣東話,所有人​無論咩職業咩背景,工作生活或學習上永遠唔洗講英文,msn sms abc cbc 永遠用中文

– 其實無嘢㗎,即係好似美戲裏面嘅中國人法國人日本人都講​英文

– 戲裏面所有人住嘅屋都係好大

– 唔止大,啲差佬係非一舨有品味差佬

– 故事每次都會有一啲誤會產生

– 啲誤會永遠有新聞價值到上頭條

– 總有啲失散多年嘅父母兄妹喺街撞番

– 總有個億萬富豪響左近

– 一定有親戚朋友係差人或老闆

– 除非單身,阿媽一般無論咩階層背景都唔使做野

– 入屋唔使除鞋

– 一家人晚晚都齊人食飯

– 唔理幾齊人,唔理張台咩形,張台一定有一邊係空嘅

– 人人都有親戚住村屋

– 人人唔洗撘地鐵

– 怨家最後一定變成情侶

– 情侶一定係直嘅

– 電話鈴聲得一種

– 即係default嗰種

– 厠所講是非實俾人聽到

– 任何地方講是非實俾人聽到 ── 除非劇情需要聽唔到

– 香港人只用電話或不知名online platform溝通

– 不知名online platform 啲字體好大

– 收到email永遠都會由收件者口述一次或由寄件者旁白

– 同講電話一樣要覆述對方說話,除非對方說話已用隱形擴音​器播出

– 餐廳唔會係地鋪,茶記除外

– 唔知點解度度都有啲方格布方形餐台方形排列嘅餐廳,唔理咩背景嘅人都去,反而普通餐廳好少有

– 除非劇情需要,茶記夥計全部極有禮貌

– 茶記伙記通常都好後生

– 好鐘意山長水遠去搵人

– 好鐘意人工呼吸

– 係人都會有機會至少去一次警局..so much for 生不入官門

– 警察家人朋友一定有命案,消房員家人朋友一定火燭,律師​家人朋友一定惹官司,ID精英家人朋友唔一定有ID

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更多: Some status

 

Currently reading

thank my friend John for giving this to me
《等待香港:我與無綫的恩恩怨怨》 by 林奕華 Edward Lam


Click here to read more about shit 更多關於食屎文化

 

TVB周刊 717


THIS ISSUE…I struggled whether to buy or not. You know I’ve never bought one TVB Weekly (yea’, what for?), but this issue is really too sexy (can you believe that, TVB got something sexy) to miss. THEN, I didn’t have to, cos I’ve got special friend requests to buy it for them, so I could take a peep!

If there’s anything wrong with the cover, I’d say 苗僑偉 AND 郭晉安. WHY ARE THEY HERE. (sorry, just totally not a fan. why is 郭 even clothed to the neck. i hate actors pretending to be photographers.) I personally would replace them with 敖嘉年 and 胡定欣, also tagged on the left [←] shots slash people that I like. (it’s also a bit annoying to see Kate and Ron on the cover still but it’s OKAY)



Actually I’d love to see Aimee on the cover too but this shot is not very well taken, not her best.

And, Bosco. This reminds me of his portrait taken by Olaf Mueller.

From many of Bosco’s shots, it appears he’s capable of something sensual, something emotionally deeper, but in all the dramas he is a hard-core boyish boy (sometimes, not even young man) in all sorts of shallow expressions. I don’t know, I just feel he has potential of being something better — oh yes, as long as he doesn’t sing, the other day I heard him sing live and it’s just terrible. He’s too mentioned on this blog, excuse me, cos day by day I see TVB spoil him.
AND SPEAKING OF TAKING OFF CLOTHES, WHERE ARE 黃浩然/鄭嘉穎/羅仲謙/黃德斌??? SPEAKING OF BEAUTIES, 郭羨妮/楊怡???
OH ONE MORE THING IS WRONG WITH THIS ISSUE: with all these beautiful portraits, why do they print them on this disposable paper? The printing quality is even worse than some of the common tabloids. THEY DESERVE A PORTFOLIO. If anything, the seemingly topless chest-up portraits may already be a big step for TVB, but I know they took more pictures: where are they? Also, I don’t know if they asked the artists to sign themselves, but the written names on their bodies just look too high-school. PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY : AMATEUR CALLIGRAPHY (and layout).

Some status (2010)

here are some of my facebook/sina status that didn’t go to this blog last year


— 本地嘢食節目方程式一:不太美觀甚至醜陋的中年或以上男人配(美)少女,女的大部份時候要扮興奮而且無比好奇,必要時扮蠢,男的會以專家姿態教授其(或他人的)品味和知識。


— TVB提提我地:有人唔開心一定要通街搵佢,因為佢會「做傻事」= 自殺 = 跳樓,你一定會搵到佢,響佢跳之前你一定可以到天台同佢講幾句,佢或者唔會跳,跳嘅話唔緊要,最緊要有卷電線喺左近。


— 《保持通話》《竊聽風雲》《証人》《綫人》等等等等有咩分別?


— 《超級巨聲》係小學,《亞洲星光大道》係職業先修。


— 如果你不會以「汽车」代表「福特汽车」,請不要以「微博」代表「新浪微博」。


okay sorry i thought there was more.

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仲好好聽添!



「如果你都遇上咗一啲變化,一啲莫名其妙嘅變化,請你唔好驚、唔好亂、唔好放棄,因為真的假不了;假的真不了。」






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