Posts Tagged ‘ Julian Cheung Chi-lam 張智霖 ’

再chok多次

太耐無post,擺返啲舊嘢先。

 

我上幾個星期俾多次機會《變身男女Chok Chok Chok》再捱睇多次,嗰次多得台灣參加者,男扮女係像真咗,但個節目都真係好唔掂。(上一回:《變身男女Chok Chok Chok》易成咁有咩好估

 

娥姐講得好

 

今次講下觀眾同名星參賽者。咩事啫,下下問人有關身體生理或護理問題(去廁所呀、體毛呀、月經呀…),無錯,唔係嗰個性別或者答唔到,不過都有可能特登答錯引導你,既然真真假假是非難辨,星星們何不問多啲種類嘅問題俾返多少層次,唔好局限響幼稚(智)園至小學生初初學分男女要問嘅問題;既然節目由stereotypical男女開始,我地就由stereotypical男女著手,男女除咗用廁所同剝光豬時有分別,衣食住行品味言行態度總有分別掛,點解次次都仲係要問人地個胸啲腳毛同心口有幾粒痣?平時食咩嘢呀、睇咩書咩電影呀、有咩嗜好呀,點都有啲蛛絲馬跡掛;再進一步,即使stereotypical,stereotypical極都唔只一種stereotype掛,做咩成日assume女仔一定化妝、一定搽指甲油,係咁問一啲你地名星model每日嘅扮靚程序,好簡單問下佢地平時鍾意著邊類形衫、咩髮型、幾時點樣打扮一般打扮用幾耐又如何?而家淨係要估出biological sex,又係遊戲,大家膚膚淺淺無問題,唔需要有咩深度做咩深層心理分析(需要你都做唔到㗎啦),但係膚淺嘅問題都可以千變萬化,為何問極得幾幅被?

 

阿生,呢個世界唔係得周秀娜係女人

 

除咗問題質素欠佳,嘉賓同觀眾發問同俾評語未必顧及對方感受,以人地醜樣做唔係女人嘅理由,有無諗過你估錯嘅話對佢嘅打擊?雖然我鍾意Chilam,但係做咩知道人地係女人後仲要deung住話佢有鬚根;樓下阿生又話人個胸平所以無可能係女人;佢地係缺乏生物常識定係禮貌,定係揸住《chok》毛當令箭?

 

咁都叫cross-dress?唔好玩啦,neuter/androgynous都唔似啦

 

講完觀眾又講返個節目啦,玩法無聊無深度欠技巧而且單調,淨係叫男人扮好女性化嘅女人,叫女人扮好男性化嘅男人,試下來啲中性或妖野打扮擾亂視線又如何?唔講有幾個男人幾個女人又點?再講多次當然又係易容/演技唔到家,大家睇下Jo Calderone啱啱個VMA performance,真係望塵莫及。

 

仲未知道佢係邊個嘅真係唔好話俾人知

 

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LIKEs and DISLIKEs

魚躍在花見 The Rippling Blossom


i quite like this show. i have to admit, i quite like this show. despite all clichés, the classic revenges in modern time, occasional prop flaws (that’re quite common TVB-wise), unexplainable natural phenomena such as out-of-nowhere fireflies that lead the way to your family and lover (which, i have to say is carried out quite romantically nicely nonetheless) and sudden solar eclipse, there are many things that i like about this show. i love the sound effects, the selection of music is actually okay; personal favourites are the sad song played every time when 魚至嬴 and 姜羌 are lost, and the silly notes when something awkward happens (if you know what i mean). overall, the script is very good (i’m not saying great). good because it carries dignity and thought in developing the characters and their relationships, and the actresses and actors deliver them well. and the cinematography is fine. rarely, everyone looks good in it! (i don’t understand how beauties such as Sonija Kwok or Raymond Wong can look bad in a few of the crappy dramas these years. i don’t mean them, but the lighting and makeup just make them look bad). this drama is not cheesy at all. i can even give it a B+ (only 周旭明’s league can enter the A grade). but that’s purely on aesthetics and plot. when it comes to (animal) ethics, it’s a great fail — we’ll come to that soon.


sorry that i’ve been gone for a week so i can’t make happy screen caps from last week. this week’s episodes are a bit gloomy.



i normally can’t stand proverbs or absurd family mottos (does your family have a motto?) repeatedly annoyingly recited throughout the whole drama e.g. 說好話 做好事 存好心, but i like this line: 友達以上,戀人未滿. i’m really a bit overwhelmed by the romance between 孖姜 and 畸型 alright. i mean 囂哥 and 思蘢 are great. but 姜羌 and 嬴仔 are GREAT. i love the chemistry between 胡杏兒 and Chilam, love them esp at the beginning when it’s all so funny, then when they turn sober the bittersweetness is just right. and, how could Chilam look so good? Really, not just the dimples, but the deep double eyelids, the straight nose, the hair that changes in shape according to his different emotions (hairstylists are finally doing something right), every feature! and 胡杏兒 too. i’ve said i haven’t found a good role of her in recent years, but this should be one! finally something more mature and deeper.



CINEMATOGRAPHY APPRECIATION: this is my FAVOURITE SCENE. it’s reeeally beautiful, also echoing with the first episode when 謝天華 and 楊怡 look through the glass respectively.


「我最憎啲青靚白淨讕靚仔嘅男人」FAV x) @CHILAM



hey and the plot between 慕容San and 呵姐 is not bad! though it smells serious patriarchy, well, this thing happens in japan so it’s reasonable. still sweet.



and how about 魚仔. have i told you 敖嘉年 is one of my favourite TVB actors? :)


every character is lovable in the end. even 冷雍容, even 至囂. there is a touch of humanity in all of them, that makes the characters real persons.



BUT SPEAKING OF HUMANITY, THIS SHOW IS A TOTAL FAIL.




(composite image. of course the last part isn’t shown in the series)
don’t think you can confuse us with subtitle. 金槍魚 is 吞拿魚. 藍鰭金槍魚 IS BLUEFIN TUNA WHICH IS ENDANGERED. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FREAKING ADVERTISEMENT. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUSLY BLATANT, NOT EVEN SUBLIMINAL.




ARE YOU SERIOUS, SHARK FIN, AT THIS TIME? I THINK YOU GOT SOMETHING WRONG.
潮流興CONSERVATION, NOT FUSION.



板長指引

TVB you got their money so can’t do warning. Let me do it for you:

SERIOUSLY.



comparatively, the ad becomes a less important issue. but still, it’s obligatory to post.

Three things

third thing to the last post

張智霖 DIMPLE appreciation